Quote of the week.

I heard some discussion of flatulence between two of my kindergarteners today. This is how it went down:

Ms. Kristen-Crayon: "Are we discussing things that are appropriate for art class?"

Both students' faces fall flat, concerned that they're in major trouble.

Student: "Z. says that Santa knows when I fart." (He says this in all seriousness.)

I'm so curious about what my "using-all-facial-muscles-to-suppress-emotion-and-hysterical-laughter" face looks like...